LOWELL: 2 RBI Double, Solo Tayter
KEILTY: Solo Homer
LUGO: Shortstop insanity

Pedroia & Ellsbury on the series 9 for 13 (or some crazy shit)

Tito needs to write some contrax up for these boize. In other news, A-Rod tells the Yankees to hang up in shame as he opts out of the rest of his contract to go play for a team that doesn't buy world series championships.

Ps: A-rod, still an ass.

RED SOX GO TO WORLD SERIES

Dustin Pedroia is the man.
Kevin Youkilis is the man.
JD Drew is the man.
Josh Beckett is the man.
Mike Lowell = ALL

The indians lost. I told you so.

Go Sox.

Check this fucking shit out! Hot Damn.

Rangers 30, Orioles... oh why fuckin bother

Yeah. This is fucking hilarious.

it's a bad thing

I'm back motherfuckers!

Oh wow last night I had the craziest dream. In the dream, my ex-wife was able to keep her shallow comments about other people to herself and actually keep her fucking mouth shut. I knew right away that it was a dream though because it’s impossible for her to not bloat her ego by making disparaging remarks about others. I woke up laughing to myself because usually any negative remarks that she makes about people are really just a reflection of her own fear about herself and her self image. It’s hard not to be completely absorbed with yourself when you’re a selfish bitch. It’s an occupational hazard. That’s ok though, because she will offset her own fears about herself by posting 700 pictures of herself in various poses and angles that hide her own aesthetic inadequacies. That way her equally as shallow livejournal friends can compliment her and masturbate her ego, which is the rouge that hides her underlying lack of self confidence and individuality.

So next time she decides to talk shit about either myself or my wife, maybe she will try to have some class and post it as a friends-only post. That way she and her self-righteous, camwhore livejournal friends can chortle about us in private, and save us the burden of having to bring her up and laugh about her.

By the way, she shouldn’t email me because all that will do is cause more laughter, and I’ll probably post the email here for all of my friends to make fun of. Thanks.

i got a fuckin job.

yay.

Yeah.

So Dan & I went and we got the ingredients for our 4th beer on tuesday. We crafted an *all grain* stout, the first for me. We used irish ale yeast, northern us hops and willamette for the boil, willamette for the finish hop, and a dark malt whose name eludes me now. I have to tell you that this beer is a BEAST.... its the bohemoth born from pain and hate. haha. first when we were adding the DME for the boil, we outgrew our beer pot and we had to use a second pot. We actually transferred half to the second pan just in time to avoid a boilover. We almost had a few boilovers actually. This time we had roughly 2.5 gallons of non diluted wort, which was crazy considering the past few have remained contained to one pot.

Using the fresh grains as opposed to the kit was definately better in this case. We could tell by the look and smell of it this time. The stout is showing characteristics of smoky hoppiness, coffee and chocolate characteristics... but just by smelling it you could tell that there is going to be this creaminess. This is going to be our best beer.

I say that everytime. Anyway, right now we're 4 for 4 with no disappointments or mistakes.

He and I are also in the preliminary stages of planning our business.

Peace!

The pilsner is in bottles now. Dan and I bottled it in record time tonite, 45 minutes. It's amber in color, very clean looking, it has a very smooth nutty taste, I thought the hops were going to be a bit hardcore, but the finishing hops rounded it out nicely. High alcohol content, I could tell my the shot that I tasted tonight. Very good. I'm pleased.

I am enjoying a bottle of our ginger amber ale. its very good as well. smooth also in the mouth, the scent is of ginger obviously and malt, the carbonation is not quite up to full speed yet, I'll say another 2 weeks an it will be perfect. It is at this time very palatable. It tends to be a bit bitter, for those of us who like hops, and I think on the next batch of this one a bit less ginger will make it perfect. It's nearly perfect as it is now. Dan and I want to make this a flagship ale in our pending brewpub, so I imagine there will be some tweaking of this one in the near future.

The malt liquor style ale is going strong too. We eyeballed it on Sunday night and it looks good. Really clear at the top, but near the bottom of the bottles its still very cloudy. We'll likely give this one a try next monday and see how its going.

Thats all for now.

Shit. Dan called and said that the yeast in the beer is no good. We have to buy a new one tonight and try to save it. :/

Dan and I bottled the Ginger-Amber last nite. Its boozy but wicked good! Its so smooth and tasty with just a hint of ginger. This is gonna be a good batch of beer. Wow! We filled 4 1/2 gallons and a ton of ceramic top bottles and regulars. I think totally we got a case and a half which is less than what we expected, but the airlock on the carboy wasn't exactly tight and some of the liquid evaporated off. Thats cool though cuz that means MORE ALCOHOL haha.

We also boiled our next batch, and put it into a carboy. This one will be a pale ale/pilsner style beer, but the trick is that Dan and I put a whole pound of malt in it. It will be wicked malty and sassy, but light in terms of weight. So next monday we will bottle that and probably do our third batch.

So Jen decided that she had "enough of my attitude" and pack up all of her stuff and left me last night. Maybe she was trying to prove a point. Maybe she thought that I might give a fuck. I guess internally deep down behind the black hate ridden heart that beats in me I care.

The door slammed shut and the car left the driveway. Then I sat in silence. I think the part that scared the hell out of me the most was that I really could give a fuck where she went as long as she wasn't with me.

A few minutes more passed and I became angry. She was the fucking problem more than I was. She was the one that acts like a goddamn child all the time. I went on IRC. The usuals were there. Thank god for my friends online.

Mom and Larry showed up and we discussed about how the marriage is going to fail unless Jen learns how to grow up. Until she goes to a therapist and gets her anger issues she will never change.

I called the doctor this morning because the xanax is making me a fuckin zombie. Maybe something less intense, he'll look into it and let me know today. I've also got to get the name of a therapist i can go to soon because my own asshole wife won't talk to me, support me, or console me. Mostly because she's a spoiled brat.

So it interests me very much that the people who were there for me were all of my great and wonderful friends. Where was Jen? Nowhere. When it came time to support me and help me out, she bailed on me and left me alone to deal with it. She told me this morning that she "didn't sign up for this attitude" when we got married. I informed her of the richer/poorer, better/worse, sickness/health thing. She ignored me. Oh well.